How In The World Do I Explain my Feelings about NFTY?
Friend: You still have NFTY Withdrawal?
Me: Yep. I mean, I got back yesterday at 2pm... NFTY Withdrawal lasts a good two months... then I go to another event and suffer again for 2 months.
Friend: Sad
Me: You see, unlike school people who are satisfied with mundane life-styles and somewhat dull people, I prefer being around people whom I can have intellectual conversations about my passions and have people listen respectfully since I give people the respect they deserve. I like having people around me who I can be myself around. I suffer through school to be with NFTY.
Friend: Oh...
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Friend: Yeah... Well I gtg.
Moral of the story: NFTY is my life...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
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